iPod song: two new verses

I've sent off my old busted iPod to buymybrokenipod.com. Two new iPod song verses have been written in it's honor:

I wish I were a brand-new apple ipod -
The kind that people hold dear to their hearts,
But, *sigh*, because my inner springs are broken,
They've sent me off to Frankenstein my parts!

It's sad to be a dying apple ipod
Whose playlists briefly pass before his screen.
I'm jealous of that new one that he's holding;
I hope the headphones turn his earlobes green!