My brother isn't a drummer but he knows a few…

What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?

A drummer.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

Drool.

Why do bands have bass players?

To translate for the drummer.

Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?

It took two hours to get the drummer out.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once.

Thanks Laura.