Ahh, texas

A texas housewife and mother has been charged with violating Texas obscenity laws for selling sex toys (in a tupperware party type environment) to an couple who were actually undercover cops.

Texas law allows for the sale of sexual toys as long as they are billed as novelties... But when a person markets sex toys in a direct manner that shows their actual role in sex, then that person is subject to obscenity charges, she told the newspaper.